Ur-Fabulous-Trash

The Zombie Apocalypse could come at any moment. Whats the first thing you would do

“Be careful, I’m a lawyer.”
          "I'm so high right now."
          "I'm pregnant."
          "You don't allow shit, bitch!"
          "This is all a bit, we're all friends in the end. Don't attack anyone for this, it's just for fun."
          "Egg! Mouth! Nom!"
          "I've been cooking this fucking village"
          "The containment pit for containing shit"
          "What's up with everybody killing themselves in my courtroom?"
          "I'm taking out my anger on innocent creatures."
          "We like the pieces of plastic that make the noise when you put them in the magic box."
          "I like it da bees."
          "They're rotting away in the Archives to only be looked at the EYES OF ROMAN MEN!"
          "DOWN WE GO TO THE ARCHIVES!"
          "The secretary at the Archives had blue eyes!"
          "Hey Ranboo"
          "TechnobladEeeeE, problem there no is not!"
          "Oh no, they had seggs on the cRaFtInG tAbOuL!!"
          “I COULD BUY 250 HAPPY MEALS!”
          ”You just got corrected by a dyslexic person.”