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Jeff is a complete fuckwit! I can't even EXPLAIN HOW FUCKING MAD I AM RIGHT NOW. HOW HARD IS IT TO NOT BE SO FUCKING STUPID AND CLUMSY!??
WHAT A FUCKING EMO-WANNABE RETARD!!!
This morning, he went for a fucking shower, WHO SHOWERS IN THE MORNING? NOT ME BITCH, IT'S WAY TOO FUCKING COLD. As he went to grab his fucking towel, he hadn't realised my bottle of foundation was underneath his towel. He knocked it off the bench with his towel, and IT SMASHED.
NOW WHAT DO I DO?
YOU CAN ONLY FIND THIS FOUNDATION IN ONE FUCKING STATE.
AND MASKY, HOODIE AND TOBY ARE CURRENTLY ON A FUCKING MISSION.
I AM HELPLESS.
ALL HE DOES IS RUIN MY FUCKING LIFE.
HE DESERVED EVERYTHING HE GOT.
HE'S A FUCKWIT THAT DESERVES TO BE PUT TO SLEEP FOREVER.
I HATE YOUR GUTS YOU STUPID, GAY ASS, FAKE MOTHER FUCKING JOKER WANNABE.