Sick Boy

So uhh,,,,,,,,,,,,, I’m sorry for being away for so long for any of you that may or may not have missed me and 
          
          I know that some of you were hoping for a continuation of that uhh abomination of a conkus fanfic and,,,,,,
          
          I’m trying to find time to continue it but everything has been a little difficult here and I don’t ever really have free time and I’m sorry but I’m trying and that’s all that matters right?
          
          So uh hello everybody my name is yeeboi and I’m a horrible excuse for a human being

I’M FREAKING OUT RN
          
          There’s only five days left of Unus Annus and I’m only just barely past half of the videos dhwjjdhdbqjjdhfgbwmdjdhshdhdhdj
          
          WHY DID I JUMP IN SO LATE I HATE MYSELF-

Halloween’s coming pretty fast
          
          You know what else came pretty fast?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          All of your guys’ dads
          
          
          Heheheheh
          
          
          Not in a weird way,,, or anything,,,,,
          
          I’m just happy y’all have been, yknow,,,
          
          I’m glad you guys are here
          
          ❤️❤️❤️

Sorry amigos, but I won’t really be available for a while. A bad storm has came through, which is not good for my WiFi-wifey. Furthermore, I have come down with a sickness, which will be rather
          +* dEtRiMeNtAl *+
          To my ability to get off my rump and do something.
          
          So, to the peeps that I meaningfully conversate with, I’m sorry if I take a while or not even get to respond with, I’m sorry for the inconvenience.
          
          I love you guys, gals, and non-binary pals
          
          The gays, the trans, and all of my friends
          
          I will get over this unfortunate situation and be with y’all shortly.
          
          ❤️❤️❤️

Okay amigos, this is sudden, but I have an announcement
          
          To anyone and everyone that follows me and I’m following, I need y’all to know that I love you, and you are amazing hombres. You guys make me happy when I’m sad, you make me laugh when I cry, and you make me look forward for the future. 
          
          @UrbanDragon2043 I know you said to put this on everyone’s board but I’m too lazy to go through each and every one so this is my equivalent >~<
          
          I want to give each end every one of you a big fat bear hug and pray that you do t get crushed under these guns *flexes noodle arms* and I hope that you will accept it <3
          
          I really do love you guys, and I hope you love me too (platonically, unless you wanna fork around (pls don’t judge me))
          
          So, anywho 
          
          *keysmashes several heart emojis*
          
          <3 <3 <3

@UrbanDragon2043 GaSp, I shall fulfill my quest. The journey I have embarked on may be a dangerous one, but will come with great fortune in the end. Onward I shall go!

I’m getting my HAIRS (because I know that someone is gonna make that joke about which hair is getting chopped off) cut today
          
          Goodbye to my two and a half feet of unkempt mop and heeelllloooooooo~~~
          
          To a shaggy short-hair + undercut
          
          Tryna get something that’s equally cool and won’t make me look like a Karen

I just fucking stumbled upon paper clip porn and now I have the urge to fistfight god holy jeebus what has society turned into

I have a question, hombres. Do any of you live in or near Waynetown, Indiana? You don’t have to answer, but I would really appreciate it

Alright so I’m an atheist but seriously there is some Christian music out there that is just bumpin’