Sick Boy

So uhh,,,,,,,,,,,,, I’m sorry for being away for so long for any of you that may or may not have missed me and 
          
          I know that some of you were hoping for a continuation of that uhh abomination of a conkus fanfic and,,,,,,
          
          I’m trying to find time to continue it but everything has been a little difficult here and I don’t ever really have free time and I’m sorry but I’m trying and that’s all that matters right?
          
          So uh hello everybody my name is yeeboi and I’m a horrible excuse for a human being

I’M FREAKING OUT RN
          
          There’s only five days left of Unus Annus and I’m only just barely past half of the videos dhwjjdhdbqjjdhfgbwmdjdhshdhdhdj
          
          WHY DID I JUMP IN SO LATE I HATE MYSELF-

Halloween’s coming pretty fast
          
          You know what else came pretty fast?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          All of your guys’ dads
          
          
          Heheheheh
          
          
          Not in a weird way,,, or anything,,,,,
          
          I’m just happy y’all have been, yknow,,,
          
          I’m glad you guys are here
          
          ❤️❤️❤️

Sorry amigos, but I won’t really be available for a while. A bad storm has came through, which is not good for my WiFi-wifey. Furthermore, I have come down with a sickness, which will be rather
          +* dEtRiMeNtAl *+
          To my ability to get off my rump and do something.
          
          So, to the peeps that I meaningfully conversate with, I’m sorry if I take a while or not even get to respond with, I’m sorry for the inconvenience.
          
          I love you guys, gals, and non-binary pals
          
          The gays, the trans, and all of my friends
          
          I will get over this unfortunate situation and be with y’all shortly.
          
          ❤️❤️❤️

Okay amigos, this is sudden, but I have an announcement
          
          To anyone and everyone that follows me and I’m following, I need y’all to know that I love you, and you are amazing hombres. You guys make me happy when I’m sad, you make me laugh when I cry, and you make me look forward for the future. 
          
          @UrbanDragon2043 I know you said to put this on everyone’s board but I’m too lazy to go through each and every one so this is my equivalent >~<
          
          I want to give each end every one of you a big fat bear hug and pray that you do t get crushed under these guns *flexes noodle arms* and I hope that you will accept it <3
          
          I really do love you guys, and I hope you love me too (platonically, unless you wanna fork around (pls don’t judge me))
          
          So, anywho 
          
          *keysmashes several heart emojis*
          
          <3 <3 <3

@UrbanDragon2043 GaSp, I shall fulfill my quest. The journey I have embarked on may be a dangerous one, but will come with great fortune in the end. Onward I shall go!

I’m getting my HAIRS (because I know that someone is gonna make that joke about which hair is getting chopped off) cut today
          
          Goodbye to my two and a half feet of unkempt mop and heeelllloooooooo~~~
          
          To a shaggy short-hair + undercut
          
          Tryna get something that’s equally cool and won’t make me look like a Karen

I just fucking stumbled upon paper clip porn and now I have the urge to fistfight god holy jeebus what has society turned into

Alright so I’m an atheist but seriously there is some Christian music out there that is just bumpin’

I need help seriously someone help me with something please