Frankie Trash

Also- This might just be me but why is it that in every single one of my ships there's one that's more attractive than the other: 
          
          Joshler - Tyler > Josh
          Peterick - Patrick > Pete
          Ryden - Brendon > Ryan
          Brallon - Dallon > Brendon
          Phan - Dan > Phil
          Rikey - Mikey > Ray 
          (Tho I don't find Mikey all that attractive tbh)
          
          BUT THEN 
          WE HAVE
          THE HOLY MOTHER SHIP
          Frerard - and this rule doesn't apply.... ??? 
          Like what??? If I was asked to choose who was more attractive between Frank and Gerard I'd struggle. I mean Frank is my Side Hoe and emotionally I place him higher than Gee but physically??? I mean, this is Gerard Way we're talking about, come on!

OKAY, I NEED HELP
          
          RYAN ROSS
          RYAN SEAMAN
          RYAN ----- 
          
          WHO IS THE THIRD EMO RYAN, I CAN'T REMEMBER AND IT'S KILLING ME-

There might be something up Gerard's asshole
          But it's just
          Frank Iero