Beemus Cult

Happy holigays, everyone!

Hello, and a warm welcome to Odeon.
          I'm guessing you're here to lose yourself in the magic of the big screen, yeah?
          And not to be distracted by someone's phone screen. Am I right?
          Thought so. Ok. Here's the deal. 
          Switch off your phones. 
          Finish your conversations, yeah that does mean you two in the middle row, yeah, ok, I see you.
          Sit back, clear your mind, and relax. It's time to free your imagination.
          But first, the ads!
          
          Now for the bit everyone loves, the trailers. Oh yeah, the trailers - I love the trailers.
          All specially chosen for this film, actually!
          
          And now, the main event.
          So, turn off your phones, finish your conversations, and get ready. 
          It's about to begin.

When you study two years of maths in two days for the not-exam tomorrow.
          (⌐■_■)

Imagine falling asleep mid-study and waking up cuddling a maths textbook, hahaha...ha...

I was sobbing after realising how scared and confused the dinosaurs and other triassic animals must have been during the process of their extinction.
          
          The blast and the heat must have frightened and hurt them so much. Those who weren't immediately killed must have suffered agonisingly with the effects on the environment. The whole planet was rattled.
          
          So many lives were taken painfully by something that couldn't ever care.
          
          And now if scientists managed to 'bring them back' they would be treated so awfully and cruelly. As possessions, not beings.
          
          It's so unfair and they just didn't deserve any of this and now they're all gone.

We are in the universe 
          Planets live inside the moon
          A rocket ship can go to space
          A rocket ship can go to the moon!

Me, stressing, trying to record for my audition. 
          The outside: haha machinery go brrrr

Uh, hey, I'm a lil' bit confused about something else now.
          Yesterday my dysphoria was not slapping me in the face. Today I was somewhere in the middle. Until my martial arts class tonight, where I suddenly started feeling awful and was blinking back tears for most of it. 
          Can gender shifts (is that the right word?) be spontaneous? 

He be rollin down the street
          He be rollin to the beat
          He be rollin down the street
          He be rollin to the beat

The girl I've been crushing on for about a year and a half asked me for help because she and another girl at her school had both realised that they like each other, but don't know what to do next.
          
          She asked me, who's never been in a relationship, for some help. You can bet your shiny metal axe that I'm gonna be helping my crush to get with someone else! 
          ᕕ(৹˃̵﹏˂̵৹)ᕗ
          
          I feel like I should be hurt, but I'm not, and that's making me feel weird. Numb. I care too much about her to be upset about her indirectly rejecting me. I'd rather help her to be happy than be with her. We're close friends, and we'll hopefully always be in each others lives.
          
          She's just stared questioning her sexuality and she's confused and a little afraid, and having to pretend everything's normal at home. Mother hen instincts... ACTIVATE!!
          And I know how that feels. I'm sure a lot of you know how that feels. 
          
          She also asked how I knew I wasn't straight. 
          //She's// how I knew. She was not expecring that answer.
          
          We've been doing martial arts together for years and when we're together, are pretty much always making physical contact so we're very comfortable abandoning our personal space around each other. We'll share chairs and have tickle fights (she always wins). We've done a wee bit of wrestling too so it's not awkward if one of us pins down the other. This really doesn't sound platonic, hehehe, but that's how it's come to be. 
          
          Maybe I'll bring up queerplatonic relationships to her once she's had time to settle. Maybe I won't. Maybe we don't need to change anything.
          
          I'm gradually feeling happy as I'm typing this. One of my closest friends is starting to figure out who she is! And she trusted me to be the person she asked for advice. Yeah, I feel a wee bit yucky and know nothing about relationship stuff, but she deserves support!