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Hello

Hello ppl I wasn’t on here for like half a year ‍♀️

Why do people follow me what

1 more follower and i'll have 100
          how did i do this-

Happy pride month :)

Hi there! 

where the fuck did 93 of yall come from
          i dont even have books published-

I like reading smut and saying the dialogue really uninterestedly. Like a really monotone “stop moving slut” is what you’ll hear if you listened to my phone

I just discovered that I, in fact, cannot breathe water.

91 followers? Excuse me?
          H o w ?