your_mom

Everyday I suffer a little more knowing there is a ship called Stuckony and people actually like it

Hi

I’ve been thinking about that Carrie Underwood song “before he cheats”, like she’s guessing what he, her ex boyfriend, is doing. It is never implied that she knows for sure what he is doing. She is guessing that he is still with a girl, but what if he’s at home wallowing in regret over his past decisions wishing he could apologize to her and she just, destroyed his truck cause she was mad. The song in no way implies that the man even cheated in the first place. She was just making assumptions and her best reasoning was to destroy her boyfriend’s truck that he probably spent thousands on for something he most likely didn’t even do.

I’m sitting in my room and I hear screaming coming from the tv downstairs this is wonderful

y’all I froze a little plastic alligator today and now I’m painting it to look like Captain America and it’s honestly the scariest thing i’ve laid  my eyes one

I’m reading Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and a legit sentence is “But the room was gay with firelight” and I died laughing

Today at bible school ( I was volunteering, today was the last day)
          I drew some little child a dragon cuz I mentioned I like dragons and I could draw and then in the next class one of the kids scribbled over it and I was kinda upset