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Hey Gabby!! So, about our secret, yeah THAT secret. I told you that my phone was taken by my big bro right? So, whose phone was I using yesterday? That's right, my dad's phone. And right now, my parents are on a two day trip which means dad has his phone, and the kik app doesn't have a password cuz that'll make him suspicious of me and stuff. Also I deleted our previous convos, just so my dad doesn't find out about anything.
So, why am I bitching you about this then? I'd just like to say to you that, on all that is holy, I hope to God that you didn't send me anything, links, pics, the likes, that will get me into huge trouble. Okay? Are we clear? If I suddenly start replying to you like right now on kik, well then you're in deep shit young lady cuz that was my dad replying. Or mom. Or both.
So, I hope I warned you in time and you'll cooperate. Cuz if I didn't, well, let's just say I'll be spending my entire life in a convent and will be allowed to date at 67.
P.S. Love you Gabby!! Hope our secret's stil safe