certified bitch

OH MY STARS I HAD 127 NOTIFICATIONS-

YELLOW PEARL JUNIOR HAD BABIES OH MY GOD

Yellow Pearl Jr. is fully bloomed now

Pink Pearl gave me a flower that was yellow like me.
          It's name is Yellow Pearl Jr. and I love it.

I have one of those "Instant Grandma" books Lasagna Boy told me about

I'm a simp for Blue Pearl

There is no Shrek
          There is no Danny DeVito
          Only me, P E A R L

Danny Devito kinda cute ngl

Why I Look Like A Banana Tho

Blue Pearl Kinda Cute Tho