YerSecretLOVER

Coldemort: Yer ain't never gonna get into community college!
          	Me: b-but why?
          	Coldemort: cuz yer retarded that's why! You're too stupid yer don't even know the difference between wand and a stick!
          	Me: *sobs* but...but vernon said..
          	Coldemort: No butt butt! Just accept Hogwarts invitation!
          	Me: 

YerSecretLOVER

Coldemort: Yer ain't never gonna get into community college!
          Me: b-but why?
          Coldemort: cuz yer retarded that's why! You're too stupid yer don't even know the difference between wand and a stick!
          Me: *sobs* but...but vernon said..
          Coldemort: No butt butt! Just accept Hogwarts invitation!
          Me: