YerSecretLOVER
Coldemort: Yer ain't never gonna get into community college! Me: b-but why? Coldemort: cuz yer retarded that's why! You're too stupid yer don't even know the difference between wand and a stick! Me: *sobs* but...but vernon said.. Coldemort: No butt butt! Just accept Hogwarts invitation! Me: