A Very Grateful Note to Scammers
          	
          	
          	Dearest marketing masterminds,
          	
          	Do not waste your time commenting or messaging me!
          	
          	Thank you ever so much for blessing my story with your copy-pasted treasures. Truly, nothing says “professional” quite like a random comment offering me fame, fortune, or a link I should definitely not click.
          	
          	Alas, I must decline your generous offers. You see, I study crime — including the cyber kind — which means your scams are less “tempting opportunity” and more “free entertainment.” In fact, you’ve unintentionally become part of my academic journey
          	
          	
          	Please don’t be offended when I don’t reply. I prefer to let my “thank you” come in the form of a swift report.
          	
          	
          	Take care