Hi, I'm YodaMorris 
Full‑time Jedi, part‑time Hogwarts escapee, and professional button‑masher in every video game I touch.

I survive on caffeine, plot twists, and the firm belief that Obi‑Wan Kenobi deserves a vacation and maybe a therapy session.

I write Star Wars because there is chaos to be explored in galaxies far far away, love Harry Potter because magic fixes everything except my sleep schedule, and yes - I still think the cake incident was a misunderstanding.

If I'm not writing, I'm probably gaming, rewatching Star Wars for the "sith" time, or waiting for my Hogwarts letter like it's running late by... a decade or so.

Expect chaos, humor, emotional damage, and at least one character who absolutely did not ask for the adventure I'm giving them.

Mischief managed.
Mostly?