Ur Mom

Do you guys think I should write some love stories, if so what kind (Fantasy, sci-fi, ect-)

I haven't talked here much since 2019. It's 2020 now and I just wanted to update yall. I have learned a little Japanese from watching anime, I've gained 5 pounds and also I've taken up knife throwing. Something I'd like to add is that I hate Trump with a burning passion and that I'm a trans male now and that I will be going to the White House. "Why" some of you may be asking. Well its to get rid of that walking, talking, annOYING ORANGE IN OFFICE. *clears throat* any way I hope yo guys have been doing alright. Tata for now darlings, I have an Orange to get rid of.

My lord, please say more. You’re announcements are more than entertaining✨

i am coming to school looking loke cris on Monday

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          You have to answer this with 5 things you love about yourself and send this to 10 of your favorite followers!

I swear that my baby sis is a lizard and I have 3 reasons of why I think so 
          1) Her hands expand in a weird way like lizard fingers
          2) this bitch is trying to eat bugs and licks her tongue out consistently 
          3) she crawl on the floor and she is 2 years old

I think it might be time for sleep

my dumb 12 year mind just let me think that a crayon was food and I sat there like a dumbass and chewed and almost swallowed that shit

I just made "Pancake in a Cup" and I had a patent on it so don't y'all hoes try and steal my idea

So this bitch at the park just tried to take my laptop and artwork cause apparently I stole it. Should I A) Go back to the park and slap a bitch or B) Beat that hoe to sleep