Yolohommies

OKAY I KNOW NOBODY READS THESE BUT I HAVE TO SHARE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT I ALMOST DIED 
          
          so me, my girlfriend, my best friend, his boyfriend and 4 of my other friends (Tom, Ruben, Alex and Aidden) were playing catch with a tennis ball in the park near where we live.
          
          
          abd we were bored so we got some lighter fluid and a lighter and set it on fire
          
          
          And we played with that (Alex's uncle is a firefighter and they had like some weird heat resistant gloves at home idk what they were but it stopped us from getting seriously hurt)
          
          
          And Tom saw a rabbit and was like "ooh cool" so like he wasn't paying attention and he missed Aidden and threw it into a bush by accident and the bush caught fire
          
          
          so we found like an old bucket in the river and had to put out the fire but it was so funny lmao
          
          
          
          we are acc so immature and elliot turn 18 in like 4 months I'm so scared we shouldn't be adults 

OKAY LISTEN UP ANYBODY WITH UNSUPPORTIVE PARENTS, ABUSIVE PARENTS, RACISTS PARENTS, HOMOPHOBIC PARENTS ECT
          
          YALL ARE MY CHILDREN NOW
          
          
          I HAVE ADOPTED YOU
          
          
          ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST AND FUCK SCHOOL
          
          
          YALL CAN GET TATTOOS IDC
          
          
          I. AM. YOUR. MOTHER. NOW. 

teen wolf fanfiction writers think they can just kick stiles out of the pack, throw him into literally any TV show/movie/book universe and make him fall in love with the main male character and live a happy little gay life before they make them return to Beacon Hills for some reason and have stiles be a bad bitch and just roasts everyone and assume I'll read it like bitch of course which Southside Serpent is he fucking this time and is Scott an asshole or do we still love him i need to know
          
          
          

http://chng.it/XZ5FQPtW24
          
          
          Please go and sign this.
          
          
          hundreds of Irish women are being violated and our government is doing nothing.
          
          
          

am i off school because someone in my class tested positive for covid: yes, yes i am
          
          am i doing any of the work my teachers have set me: no, no im not
          
          have me and elliot been binging 13 reasons why since 1am: yes, yes we have
          
          will we get up and do productive things instead of eating noodles and watching Netflix: no, no we won't 

GUESS WHO TOO THE RICE PURITU TEST AND GOT 14
          
          FOURTEEN
          
          IT WAS MEE
          
          ANYONE WITH THE SAME OR LOWER REPLY TO THIS LET'S BE FRIENDS 

I need someone in my class to test positive for covid so we can stay off school for two weeks,
          
          and we aren't doing exams so by the time we get back, it'll literally just be like movies and shit cus the teachers can't be bothered teaching the last couple weeks of term
          
          
          like i don't want anyone to die, just test positive so we can stay off please
          
          
          I already had to isolate before Halloween cus my bestfriends form tutor tested positive and he'd been in close contact with her and then we live together so i had an excuse 
          
          
          I got the flu during that two week thing which ducked but it meant I didn't have to do work so score
          
          
          Cus most of my school were like "if ur just isolating, do the work. But if yall actually sick, it's okay to just relax and focus on getting better" 
          
          
          But yeah someone needs to test positive 
          
          
          I volunteer Dylan cus he's an asshole 
          

fuck i just realised how many stories i have
          
          -a pjo/hp crossover
          -a tw/tmr crossover
          -a superwolf crossover
          -a hogwarts house meme thing nobody likes
          -a solangelo/pjo/hoo oneshots book 
          -a banana fish oneshots book
          
          and then in my drafts
          
          -a tog oneshots book
          -an avengers oneshot book
          -a teen wolf oneshots
          
          
          AH WHICH ONE DO YALL WANT ME TO UPDATE NEXT 

AYO BIDEN WON GOOD ON YA WEE LAD

YO
          
          GUYS
          
          BECAUSE MY MA IS DEAD AND MY DA IS A KNOWN ALCHAHOLIC/DRUGGIE WITH A CRIMINAL RECORD
          
          MY BESTFRIENDS MUM
          
          (WHO I'VE BEEN LIVING WITH FOR LIKE 2 YEARS AND I HAVE A ROOM IN THEIR HOUSE AND MY BESTFRIENDS YOUNGER BROTHERS CALL ME THEIR SISTER AND DRAW ME IN THEIR FAMILY PORTRAITS AND BRINGS ME ON FAMILY HOLIDAYS)
          
          IS TRYING TO GET CUSTODY OF ME BC SHE WAS REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS WITH MY MA AND MY MA'S WILL SAID THAT IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO MY DA OR HE WAS DEEMED UNFIT TO RAISE ME SHE GOT CUSTODY
          
          SO MARIA (MY BESTFRIENDS MUM) IS TRYING TO ARGUE THAT HE CAN'T PROPORLY TAKE CARE OF ME ANYMORE
          
          SO SHE MIGHT BECOME MY LEGAL GAURDIAN I'M SCREAMING AHHHHH