When your mother says she wants what's best for you... She's talking about me.

I'm a firm believer that unicorns exist (fight me)

I say "fight me" a lot for someone who's scared of their own shadow.

I'm hella shallow but I like to quote Shakespeare and pretend I have depth. 

"What's in a name? That which we call Larry and Yoonmin, by any other name, would still be as gay." -Shakespeare, Much Ado About Shipping.

Demisexual...

Headspace: 4 years old

Soft Brat.

Also, a sucker for bands and soft dominants who think life is an adventure.

Sidenote: Sometimes I'm funny.