I think we should get a divorce
What are you doing?
I'm just practicing.
Why are you practicing your hypothetical divorce?
I don't know, I'm 24, I think I'm having, like, a quarter-life crisis.
We're not even married.
Just... hypothetically divorce me.
Okay so I can hypothetically take half of your assets.
But you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup, so...
it's called a prenuptial agreement, right?
Yes it's called a prenuptial agreement, and you hypothetically didn't sign it so....
Who the fuck are you supposed to be?
I'm the hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case. 
Well, I get to keep our hypothetical child. 
Right? Can we have him?
 Yes, we can definitely have the hypothetical child. Don't worry about it.
And who the fuck is this hypothetical idiot, you perfect-faced, ridiculous, fucking idiot?
Wow that's a lot of hypothetical insults.
This is my hypothetical lawyer and we've been hypothetically shagging each other so...
How could you hypothetically do this to me?!
Because we're hypothetically getting divorced!


(Esto solo era yo tratando de llenar los 2000 caracteres. Soy intento de persona escritora y el único estudio q tengo de esto son mis clases de español y mis proyectos iniciados que pretendo terminar al fin.)