Je m'appelle Yoppey. Welcome home!


When I grow up I kind of just want to be a monstrous alien and scare the human race with my spaceship. I want to befriend the American government and have slumber parties at area 51. 

My best friend will be Bigfoot and that sea monster people seem to only catch blurry pictures of even though our technology is pretty advanced for 2018.

-I really like space. 

-I own like 10 pairs of galaxy print leggings so I'm prettty serious about my life.

-I want to become president of a planet inhabited by aliens. 

-I'm an alien with OCD oh boy the other aliens can't handle me

-I want a pet alien that I can walk on a leash like a dog just so it could potentially spark conversation with other people because I do not know how to socially do that by myself.




you are probably here because I was lingering in your notification bar. If that's the case, thanks for clicking on me and ending up here. no i'm not on crack so you're safe

Follow me and I'll give you a ride in my alien spaceship just don't touch the big red button.

I'm probably 19 years old in earth years but my universe age is five million three hundred and two

I'm not good at math actually 

Don't touch me I'm unusually boring (it's contagious)

"Beep beep boop" -my spaceship