I didn't properly close the outside door at my mom's house and I'm walking up the stairs to our apartment and I hear the door fly open and I s2g I practically shit myself, I leapt like 3 feet into the air and started fucking crawling up the stairs like a bitch boutta fucking stab me or smth and I'm still fuckn shaking
i want to give a moment of silence for all my children out there who've been friendzoned, I have just discovered your pain and for the record looking at memes for 2 hours while surrounded by pumpkin scented candles and listening to Oliver Sykes screaming in the background doesn't solve your problem but it is very comforting