YouLeftMeInCapeTown

i made this account in like 2016 and i was young af but i’m back and i’m active again because of fuckin quarantine so here we go again 

YouLeftMeInCapeTown

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I didn't properly close the outside door at my mom's house and I'm walking up the stairs to our apartment and I hear the door fly open and I s2g I practically shit myself, I leapt like 3 feet into the air and started fucking crawling up the stairs like a bitch boutta fucking stab me or smth and I'm still fuckn shaking 

blink-18chu

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WHY ARE YOU FUCKING WITH MY EMOTIONS? 
          why the username?
          i'll go cry in the corner now.

YouLeftMeInCapeTown

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don't take it personally, i fuck w/ my own emotions all the time ; thanks for voting on my shitty story btw :)))
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YouLeftMeInCapeTown

i want to give a moment of silence for all my children out there who've been friendzoned, I have just discovered your pain and for the record looking at memes for 2 hours while surrounded by pumpkin scented candles and listening to Oliver Sykes screaming in the background doesn't solve your problem but it is very comforting