YouNoUWantIt

attempting to know no guidance by heart ✊

lights down low is a whole ass jam 

officially know every lyric to 3 musketeers 

officially know every lyric to wap 

give me hoe songs or give me death 

Fuck love, honestly 

When a bitch has the audacity to tell your best friend "he's always had a crush on me" about your boyfriend
          
          like no sweetie I'm pretty sure he's dating me so shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down 
          
          In fact, he quite dislikes you :) 

Y'all I simp for so many people and right now I want either 
          
          a. someone to simp for me
          
          or
          
          b. another person to simp for that's really adorable 
          

Don't y'all just fucking hate nightmares cause I do 

It's a running joke that my grandma steals all my boyfriends because all of the guys ive introduced to her have loved her a lot. She's officially thrown my current and actual boyfriend into it. I was on a phone call with him in thw kitchen and my grandma was there too. She got a call.
          
          Grandma, sets phone down after ending call: All that just to ask me to the movies 
          
          Me: Who? Your boyfriend?
          
          Grandma: Yeah, Dylan was on the other line, he didn't tell you? 
          
          *cue her, Dylan, and I dying of laughter* 
          
          Dylan: Wow, your grandma is cooler than you
          
          Me: *hangs up on him*