Hmm.... just by reading your profile page, I think we agree on a lot of things, namely the 1D fanfiction issue :) I never really cared about One Direction until I came to Wattpad, and the fan fictions have forced my opinion of them to hit rock bottom. There are some gems out there written by people who can actually write, I must admit. The rest are written by bored tweens dreaming about having a pedophillic relationship with Harry Styles.
I was wondering if you'd be interested in reading my One Direction fan-Fic parody? I think you'd be interested. You can check it out on my profile if you're interested. It only has two chapters now, but if all goes well, there will be another before the night's over. :)