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Starting a one shot, will either post on ao3 or here or both. Either way, point is, I either write angst or the things I write are kind of cracky. Like, expect it to be funny in a slightly cringy way. That's just me.

GOODBYE WHY ARE THEY ALL SO PRETTY I AM POTATO GOODBYE  

alex turner is so pretty it makes me sad. hes not just hot and sexy and very fucking handsome, he's. so. pretty. bro's ethereal. even the prettiest of all flowers would wilt in shame if they ever heard of his beauty. 

Is the emotional damage thing an Uncle Roger thing? Cause that's all I hear when I see it.z

the urge to make a long ass rant about alex turner ever two seconds of my life is just, yes. simply yes. 

why do i even have followers on wattpad i have more followers on wattpad than i do on twitter or instagram i dont know what kind of sorcery it is but okayyyyyyy 

Sawadee kha, phi
          
          Can I please ask you a tiny favour?? I'm just starting some MewGulf stories, do you mind giving them a little visit and maybe some advices??
          
          Thanks a lot before that, I hope I don't bother your time and you'll enjoy the story ❤

writing a few one shots these days! excited? 

i hate exams

YKNOW SO I WAS STUDYING FOR MY BIOLOGY TEST RIGHT, I SAW THE WORD SPLEEN AND DIED BC I REMEMBERED THE AUTHOR WHO HAS BEEF WITH LOUIS' SPLEEN ITS LIKE HIS SPLEEN OFFENDED THEM PERSONALLY BAHAHAHAGAGAGGAGAHAHHAHA