STARFALL!!!

Fem!Katsuki: Nerd! Give me a cosplay!
          
          Fem!Izuku: A cosplay??? Who?
          
          Fem!Katsuki: Sexy Naruto. *smug face*
          
          Fem!Izuku: …. *puts her hand on Katsuki’s shoulder* Listen here, bitch. I’m not some fucking Spirit Halloween store, either you be Naruto or get the fuck out of my face.

“Who’s your favorite Vtuber?”
          
          Me: Kenji

Deku: Hey guys, I heard we were baking— OH MY—
          
          Flames: I’M STUCK IN THE OVEN!
          
          Dawn: HELP! IT GOT ME!!! *getting dragged away*
          
          Nommie: I ACCIDENTALLY PUT SOMEONE IN THE OVEN! FUUU—
          
          Luigi: *sobbing* I ate all the chocolate chips….What do I do…?
          
          Sparks: WHERE’S THE CONDENSED MILK?!
          
          Shadow: I FORGOT TO BUY THE FRIDGE!!!
          
          Mario: RUN!!!! THE BUTTER IS FIGHTING BACK!
          
          Bakugo: *rolls his eyes* This is so easy, I wonder why these are in a rush.
          
          Sonic: I’M OUT OF EGGS!!!!

Ya know you should at least read some of my sonuckles stories. I am even working on the ‘Reconnect’ series.

“Ch*rlie K*rk got shot!”
          
          Me: Is he dead?
          
          FYI: I don’t fucking like that guy. He’s fucking creepy.

Flames: Midget.
          
          Izuku: You do know I’m taller than you, right?
          
          Flames: I know. But you’re still short for a guy.

Now, a moment with Bakugo sucking at flirting 
          
          Bakugo: Damn Deku, you shit with that ass?!
          
          Deku: Kacchan, what the fu—
          
          That was the moment with Bakugo sucking at flirting!

Sonic: *checks if no one’s looking before putting the chalk in his mouth*
          
          Katsuki: *slaps the chalk out of his hand* HELL NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

I’m suddenly obsessed with Umamusume, send help 

Making funny skits again!
          
          Katsuki: You haven’t seen your own damn dress?!
          
          Shoto: You haven’t seen your damn own dress?!
          
          Izuku: You haven’t seen your own dress?!
          
          Katsuki and Shoto: *looks at Izuku* “DAMN dress”!
          
          Izuku: I said what I said!