YourBuddyJesus
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Hello guys, gals, non-binary pals! Today is election day and its wavering on a civil war. I want everyone to be safe. My code name is Tendou's Juicy left nut. Be safe out there<3
YourBuddyJesus
Hello my buddies! I have something very serious to talk about today. There are bots that try to initiate virtual sexual relations, these can easily give you a virus and what I call a virtual STD which is where you get a virus you cannot get rid of or they steal your information. I advise you to report them and just mute them. my buddy @TheOfficialBed has talked about this issue too and I thank them for that, Also happy Easter!
TheUltimate_Simp
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@YourBuddyJesus bruh I’ve been getting that shit, glad I ain’t the only one
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theymademehoof
The teacher that sent me and my friend to the office For defending our selves sent us an invite to google classroom for the online school call that starts tomorrow ✋
YourBuddyJesus
@theymademehoof aye just sleep through it! what are they gonna do? suspend you from the call?
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YourBuddyJesus
Guess who is off for 2 weeks and is sad cuz they won't be seeing a certain someone-
Murdoc_Da_God
Wait, but Jesus shouldn’t take days off-
MAYBE THIS IS WHY COVID HAPPENED, BECAUSE JESUS DECIDED TO GO ON A VACATION AND DIDN’T CHECK ON US-
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YourBuddyJesus
So my father has been playing Plague Inc a lot lately! I wonder what he's up to?
shlattconnoisseur
Hey Jesus, can you bless my soul?
I h a v e k i l l e d m a n y c h i l d r e n
shlattconnoisseur
@YourBuddyJesus thank you, and if you ever need some aliens, you know who to call.
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DEMIGODLIKE
hey Jesus
YourBuddyJesus
I recommend playing STFU by PINK GUY infront of a bitch { or just listen to it, it's a actual bop }
Kat_Said_Hi
I'm mad I didn't find this account sooner lmao
YourBuddyJesus
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My teacher lowkey said "I quit, Fuck this." and stormed out so im now walking to a bus stop to get my ass a lift. I missed the damn bus bullshitting with my buddies. Worth It
theymademehoof
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@YourBuddyJesus got sent to the office yesterday with my friend, the teacher mocked her and she wasn’t pulling up with his pedo bullshit and she told him don’t mock me that’s rude, me and my other friend started dying and dude sends her outside after yelling at her and her yelling back and tells the security she went without a pass smh then he sent me claiming I don’t do my work after I called him out for treating us wrong always yelling at us that we don’t do our work. Dude told them security we were plaY fighting. Needles to say I’m starting a petition to get him fired. Assistant small ads principal don’t even ask us what happened smh
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