YourImprisonedUncle

Uncle
          
          I did a bunch of crimes

Uncle, me and my girlfriend wish to do crimes

Hi uncle, I nuked my father for you=]

Uncle may you please buy me nukes so I can nuke my ex husband bc he keeps sending me feet pics 

Uncle, when are you coming out
          I want some candy

hello. im training my children to get you out of jail brother. a few cops shall not get inbetween our totally not toxic brotherly bond. see you on the 25th. - Your brother

Hey I was told to give you to oddly shaped and strangely heavy cake...that says 'nothing to see here'

What the fuck did you do this time son.

wait why did you go to prison

Hey Uncle when are you getting out of jail?