So this is an idea from a ff I read (I'll add the name in a sec as a reply to this)
Anywayssss here's what I say
Me: Hey [My sister's name],
Her: What
Me: First, stop being a little bitch- Second, if you stream with me I'll get you a cat
Her: Lies
Me: *ready to buy a cat* Lies, you say?
Her: *does the stream*
Me: *still doesn't get the cat *
Her: *rats me out like the tattletail she is*
Me: *gets grounded-*
Hehe! @Sum1uMayNo, can't tell me it ain't true