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Guys I had this weird dream where this women called me a pedophile for no reason at a restaurant and so I told her that she shouldn't spread lies about me because she was insecure about the size of her tits and that it's fine to be insecure about her self and then I told her how I get insecure too, she was pissed and started throwing knifes and pans at me :'D

I sometimes dislike chain mail , but this one is really cute ! Send this to your 5 top favorite people on wattpad and here is how special you are based on how many you got ! 
          
          ✨. 1- ur lonely-
          ✨ 2- ur cool 
          ✨ 3- Ur amazing 
          ✨ 4- ur popular 
          ✨ 5- ur epic 
          ✨ 6 + - dayum.
          (HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY LOVE-MUAH-SMOOCIES)

Anybody want to read this :D?
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/305425120

I was at a trampoline park with my mom and her girlfriend and she threw some stuffed ball at some kid to see if he would notice, and he noticed and threw the ball back at her face :') lol

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Has anybody every just wake up in the middle of the night just unexpectedly and feels like they are being watched?

Anybody wanna be friends :D