Why not touch some grass?

Your user is so real………

OMG-
          I JUST FOUND OUT THAT PAIMON IS 5-7 YEARS OLD-
          
          
          I.M  D.E.A.D

I tried to say one of Childes voice lines and ended up saying "Hatui Farbingers"
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If y'all wanna know why Xiao has an anemo vision please reply and I will tell you as soon as I can

Today was the best and worst day of my friking life
          Best because it rained and the school told us to leave
          But worst because I accidentally did a 1 pull on weapon banner and got a 5 star when the wish was supposed to be on Ganyu banner-

Say hello if you are still alive-

Pffft-
          Y'all know that Xiao is depressed because he is short right?
          Well as I was watching Kung fu panda 2 (pls don't ask) Po's father said "Xiao Po" and since the film is Chinese I searched for it and found that it means-
          Pfffft-
          
          ✨Small✨
          
          I'm literally crying rn

Ok so yesterday I didn't hear my alarm ring and was late for school for about 2 hours and I decided to stay at home in my room. After sometime my mother came home and I was panicking. But ofc I had to make noise and my mother came to investigate, thank God she didn't see me. After sometime I decided to get dressed and tell her that I came back from school early, but then I heard her make a phone call and guess who she was calling... THE SCHOOLS FRICKIN HEADMISTRESS! She called her to ask what time I was dismissed from school! Here's how I got away with it: When she left the house to come and pick me up I called her and told her that I was home early today because a professor didn't come to school today and when she asked me why I didn't see her leaving I told her that I was playing with a cad in the garden. She signed and said"... Fine... Im coming home... " and she never found out...
          (why tfis this longer than an essay!?)