Sage is a flamboyant Drag queen who likes long walks on the beach. She lives in Southern Africa with her two hairless cats. She is single as a Pringle and ready to mingle.

Shelby is a singing bellhop at holiday in who dances on roof tops for fun. She lives in the sewer with the mutant ninja turtles. She is currently dating Rafael.

In all honestly, we are just two teenage girls who like to write.