linyklaw
ADOPT ME I LOVE YOU
Your_Cool_Dad
Lacktoesintallerant
Hey dad so yesterday I was Washing my lamp and when to take the trash out for dinner and all the suden my fish drowned and the trash ate my fish and so I let my chair eat the trash then I kicked my chair cause that was my date will the fish be okay??
Lacktoesintallerant
@Your_Cool_Dad but I don't know if you have any questions or concerns please visit the lockouts page and press the button below to verify that Bib Ross Toss cross floss over dose is actually a shitty bitty slimy little robot and if you don't do that for me as a father then Mona Lisa and Mr. Kim Kardashian will be used by Ai
Your_Cool_Dad
@Lacktoesintallerant But the lake is smart, do Kim Jung Un is a very good friend of Bib Ross', and saying that may start an entire wave of society without dentures, but to put it out of perspective, Neil De Grass Tyson is actually five smaller versions of himself in a robot suit that looks just like him
BeccaOnline69
Hey dad Im tryna buy drinks at some bar but they need an ID can I borrow urs pls
Your_Cool_Dad
@M00N_yUm Are you suggesting I give you my ID to go drinking??? I would never.. (Be back by 12 at the latest)
BeccaOnline69
Hey dad can I commit war crimes
Kingofstrength
You cannot be my father. My father was not cool. I killed him and my mother after they raped me and my sister.
Suddenly_Gay
dad,whats with you and the IRS
Your_Cool_Dad
To let you all know, if you even had the question, my official identification in the gender category is Dad.
OllieBeloved
Please adopt me you seem so cool.
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DAD??
KoziBubba
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Wow......
Did you ever get the fucking milk??? I've been 11 years without milk dad!
Your_Cool_Dad
@HumanBubba I'm going to Milk Island on the East Coast while dodging the IRS, it takes a while