YOU THERE, STOP AND LET ME CONVINCE YOU TOO READ MY BOOKS.

Heyy, I'm Ash and I don't have a rash. I love to write and sometimes I drink sprite. I write with different emotions and by the way, I use strawberry scented body lotions.

 Some people in this world are so mean, my uncle looks like a bean and I wished I was lean. Most of my books are sad, probably because I look like a rat. I feel pretty rare, because I don't act like a pick me, when there are boys around me with blonde hair.

You know what I do a lot? 

Swear. 

Also, definitely a bear.

Who the flip would choose for a 100 men? (I wish I was zen)

So yeah, that's me. Micheal Jackson would say: HEHE

You like me or you don't and if you don't I also won't.

This is the end, I should probably pay my rent.

Goodbye.