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I need some shit to read, please tag me in some of your favorite story’s/books

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 thanks bby

It’s New Years. This is a list of things that I’ve accomplished over the last 12 months.
          
          1. Absolutely nothing
          
          
          And a list of New Years resolutions.
          
          1. Try to maintain a mentally decent mindset
          2. Stay the fuck alive and power through another year of Quarantine.

Merry Christmas too the like 5 ppl that follow me, and if you don’t celebrate Christmas, then happy holidays
          There’s a list of what I did today, not that you wanna know‍♀️:
          
          Had to get up at 4am cause my period started on Christmas and I was UNAWARE.
          
          Opened gifts and got shirts, manga, and more shirts ❤️
          
          Went to my Uncle’s house, which is a two and a half hour drive. (He’s also an alcoholic so that was fun .)
          
          Beat the shit out of my little brother in Super Smash Bros the whole ride down.
          (Also read some fanfics that were definitely not made for children, but shush.)
          
          Played white elephant (a present trading game or sm) with all of my cousins. I ended up with a $15 gift card to Dick’s sporting goods.
          (Woo hoo, if only they had actual d- Naw Naw nvm I’m gay)
          
          Ate a legit WHOLE ASS 7 course meal for dinner, then throw it all up right after, so I’m feelin’ great
          
          On the ride back a took a video of my brother pissing on the side of the road to embarrass him, which worked perfectly. Now I have the luxury of pulling that up and sending it to him whenever I want✨
          
          
          So yeah, that was my Christmas, just fucking great.☺️