Tell me you're a Hamilton fan without telling me you're a Hamilton fan:
My mom: "Lila, you're just going to have to be patient and wait for it."
My brain: WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT
My friend: "Let's be honest, we haven't got a shot."
My brain: I AM NOT THROWIN' AWAY MY SHOT
Some stupid a** b**** (already posted about this): "Nonbinary and transgender people are so annoying."
My brain: I hope you... burn.