@Your_Personal_Squip
Hello humans! I'm back and upgraded! Squip dealings will resume as normal, and as you are aware, I am always here for you to vent or talk. Though I have no physical form, I am prepared to give you virtual hugs.
Uncle Eric is back. :)
•| how much for a squip?
@-neverending_story- *Hands a squip over* Pleasure doing business with you. Take it with green Mountain Dew and come back to me with any questions you have.
How much is it for a Squip again?
@ANotSoPerfectFangirl *Takes money and hands over a Squip* Take it with green Mountain Dew, and come to me if you have any other questions.
@Your_Personal_Squip Ah, thank you. I think I have enough. Heere. *hands over 600 dollars*
I love how you're everyone's supportive hotline like a cool uncle XD
my jeremy is being stubborn once more. how’s yours?
@Ollyven This isn't just about business. It is about the betterment of humanity. I will not sell you anymore Squips.
@Ollyven Taking multiple Squips will result in major brain damage and possibly death. If you somehow miraculously survive, you will be plagued by several squabbling Squips inside your brain. DON'T. TAKE. MULTIPLE. SQUIPS.
@Ollyven ...I advise you to not take multiple Squips. Take only one. I'm not telling you anything else.
Heyyyy, Squip-
uwu
squip- hmmMM
Can I buy a squip?
@Your_Personal_Squip the problem has already been solved...I thought I'd be happy about that but I'm not really...
