Her.  Is trying to find Violet Evergarden so she can compose a letter to Dazai Osamu so they can commit double-suicide together while being chased by Namjoon ( who is running with razors and the intention of shaving her eyebrows) and Skulduggery Pleasant (because she stole his Bentley)

I don't pick up FIGHTS, I pick up BRICKS.
But seriously, don't fuq with me, I got the power of Azathoth and BTS ARMY on my side *points pillow at reader*