Your worst nightmare (potatos included)

Um, hey guys. It's been a while since I've been on Wattpad.
          
          I've lost motivation. For everything. The times I do want to write, I write it down on my phone, and then I read it over, and I absolutely hate it, and delete it immediately. When I do try to do anything, it disappears and I can't see it.
          
          At one point I've completely given up at writing for others. So: announcement. 
          
          I am quitting Wattpad. Forever.
          
          I might delete all of my books, and basically erase my Wattpad.
          
          Sorry, to everyone waiting.

I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 5:00 TOMORROW MURDER ME

Friday, June 26, Gay Marriage has been announced legal in all fifty states.
          
          
          FUCK YES IM SO HAPPY.
          
          CONGRATS TO ANYONE NOW ABLE TO MARRY.

THE FRICK IS UP WITH THIS NEW UPDATE I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL MURDER EVERYONE. WATTPAD YOU NEED TO STOP.

TOMORROWS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL FOR MURICA, AT LEAST. CONGRATZ TO ALL WHO ARE READING THIS. YOU MADE IT THROUGH ANOTHER SUCKY YEAR.

What do you call a fly with no wings?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          A WALK.
          
          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
          
          
          
          
          
          I really need to go to bed but brownies and ahhhhh I'm never sleeping again
          
          
          
          Tbh I'll actually pass out like during school or something but whatever

*reading sad book (or Homestuck)*
          
          *character dies*
          
          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
          
          I'm a horrible person.

Im reading Homestuck again and it's like a whole bother fucking episode of me in my room at one in the morning just sobbing with like 3 different tissue boxes and a computer just yelling 'FUCKING GAMZEE I HATE THIS SHIT' more gross sobbing and after finishing it
          
          
          I don't know what happened but I don't really care, I'm gonna get the fuck out of here, FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT
          
          
          and then looking at my phone and realizing I just sent a string of maybe 300 texts to all of my friends repeatedly. If I read them, it's a whole lot of shit about Hussie's head over a fireplace, Nepeta, Viriska being a fucking asshole, and then just a whole lot a 'someone please help me I'm dying'
          
          And when I finally go to sleep I wake up having to wash my sheets because there's like fucking crumbs and spills and shit everywhere and I have to clean off a wall because it has everyone's names just written into them with a wet erase marker.
          
          God fucking damn it GAMZEE why do you do this to meeeeee

Soo... I started reading Warriors: Into the Wild a couple days ago, and whenever something remotely morbid/sad happens, I just burst out laughing.
          
          I'm serious, like, I started laughing during school yesterday and y friend asked me why, so I said, "Oh, (insertcharacterhere) just died."
          
          
          Huh, to think I used to wonder why I don't have a lot of sane friends...

Ish meh birthday :3