Is it easier to stay, is it easier to go?

It's a cow Luke 

5SOS

PRETTYMUCH BEANZ WOOHOO

HOLOSEXUAL

"Hurricane Katrina more like hurricane tortilla"

"Oh... it's an avocado...thanks"

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

"I can't believe you've done this"

"Add just a shot of vodka" *pours entire bottle in*

"CAN I GET A WAFFLE" 

"I'm starting a kickstarter to put my brother down"

"Girl look what they got lifé savyores"

If you understand any of the above we are now best friends. 

Mermaid/Unicorn