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GUYS IT MY BIRTHDAY ONCE MORE AGAIN FOR ANOTHER YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
          
          
          ALSO, BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS!!!!
          
          The rest of the chapters for "FUCK LIFE" Should be all posted by mid-summer.
          
          "Detective Donovan" section 1 should start being posted around mid-summer as well.
          
          
          NEW STORIES~
          
          "The Slutty Twink Next Door" This story is about a person who get cursed to come back as a random 20 year old after every time he dies. This should be posted around the end of summer.
          
          "THE PILL TO STAY ROCK HARD" This is a sequel to "ROCK HARD" Set is present day, the whole band is broke up, but after running back into each other they decided to make one last album and go on a world tour.
          
          
          RELEASE DATES PENDING...
          
          
          
          LOVE Y'ALL 
          <3<3<3

Guys, I have new news. I have updates to do with me, and with my stories.
          
          STORIES-
          Firstly, I will say that "Not the Man I Thought" got a name change and a plot change. 
          
          NEW NAME- El Cartel Delos Sapos
          
          NEW PLOT- Ike will go with Firkle on a trip to New York, where Firkle will do something to make Ike want to break up, They break up and Ike decides to go where he's always wanted to go, Canada. At the airport, he meets a guy who is also going to Canada, and they end up liking each other, so they stay in touch. But as time goes on, he seems more and more dangerous, and Ike starts to question, what is it he really does?
          
          ME-
          So, I don't have any major news just some little stuff. Firstly, in my major stories, I will post a chapter every Tuesday and Friday. This does not include my small stories like "Fuck Like" (which I'm still writing)
          Secondly, "Fuck Like" is not canceled, but right now it is a story I will stop writing, and maybe write a little bit when I want to. So it isn't canceled, but at the same time, it kinda is.
          Lastly, I have decided the release date for "El Cartel Delos Sapos"
          11/18/2025

Dude. HUGE PLANS FOR THE "JUST ONE FAMILY" UNIVERSE!!!!!
          
          (yes it got a name change(: )
          
          So, The Aftermath has all parts out now. And if y'all read the note at the end, y'all would know I'm doing a Spin-Off and a prequel. 
          
          Spin-off ~~ Detective Donovan 
          Plot ~ Clyde will become a Detective and with more murders, he gets more and more suspicious of Firkle. Will Clyde mind his own, or will he get too close for comfort?
          Plan ~ this will be posted in sections, similar to seasons on a TV show. I have 7 sections planned, I plan to do no more, no less. And I have another Spin-off, but that'll be announced after section one is over.
          
          
          Prequel ~~ Not The Man I Thought 
          Plot ~ In Canada, Ike can't find love. But all it took was a lonely night at the bar for him to find what he was missing. But is this guy good? He's always having to leave, he says he "needs to take out the trash" what is he up to really?
          Plan ~ so if y'all have paid close attention, you know I teased this in Chapter 12 of "The Aftermath" and all I'm gonna say is.... Mafia. 
          
          (Btw, the prequel will come out first)
          
          I LOVE Y'ALL I LOVE Y'ALL I LOVE Y'ALL 
          
          I TRULY CAN'T EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!!
          
          LOVE Y'ALL 
          <333

"FUCK LIFE" is a prequel to "ROCK HARD"
          
          Chapter one is posted right now.
          
          GO READ IT!!!!

⚠️⚠️⚠️ ATTENTION ⚠️⚠️⚠️
          
          "THE AFTERMATH"
          
          IS A "JUST FOUR TEENS" DIRECT SEQUEL. 
          
          IT WILL RELEASE 8/22/2025
          
          ONE PART WILL RELEASE EVERY MORNING (Chicago time)
          
          STAY TUNED.....

"ROCK HARD" Is an original 1986 South Park AU. 
          
          I just posted the first chapter. 
          
          Go read it, love y'all 
          <3

I have three chapters of a StanxKyle fanfic written right now.
          
          Should I release?
          
          Idk, I think it's a cool book, I'm having fun with it
          
          Let me know if y'all want it.
          
          Love y'all 
          <3

I just finished watching episode one of season 27, I fucking love it already. But I'm sad Kyle had no speaking lines. It feels like this is another Randy season, and don't get me wrong, I love Randy, he's funny. But we've gotten so many Randy-centered seasons, I want the boys to have the main focus. I wish they would just go back to the old way of making episodes, like the early seasons. But I'm still happy they finally solved the lawsuit and gave us the episode. <3

I feel I must address something. 
          
          So earlier this year, in March, I stated that I would finish my South Park book "Just Four Teens" and that would be my last South Park book. I then said that after I release my "four-part Bank Heist AU" I would quit writing on Wattpad and leave.
          
          I've been thinking, and with inspiration to make a sequel and spin-off of my "Just Two ~~" series, I don't want to leave anymore.
          
          I said that this was all planned, but it wasn't. I only liked the books I was reading on here, so I made one, and it just expanded from there.
          
          I feel like having a plan for everything has set me back. So I've decided I'm just going to stay here and continue writing until I lose interest.
          
          (Also I have a bunch of books planned to come out this year and next year)
          
          Love y'all 
          <3

Guys, there are only 4 CHAPTERS LEFT in 
          "Just Four Teens"
          
          Do y'all want me to post two chapters tomorrow and the next day?
          
          I won't post them back to back, I'll probably post one in the morning, and the next in the afternoon.
          
          Do y'all want me to do that?