YuriMonster

Just decided to unpublish everything for now sowwy bros

"Happy mother's day"
          
          -Your Mommy

Oh, I won't be aging up the characters in my young adult x young adult stories. Just gonna nuke any xxx stuff, since I'm older, legally an adult, and can't self-inserts anymore (also grosses me out)
          
          Kay, bye!
          
          (Laterz)

Ew. My last post had "laterz" instead of "bye". Ew.
          
          
          
          
          
          Laterz!!

Hey fellow degens,
          
          Today I've thought a lot about my hiatus and all my tbf (to be fucking finished) stories and after ruminating for ten whole minutes
          
          I have cum to the conclusion that I'm a whiny little bitch. A clown. A sham. Someone who pays taxes.
          
          Due to this apiffanny and these hard past ten years, I have decided that I'm through with moping and making excuses-
          
          I. WILL. FINISH. A. BOOK.
          
          And hopefully revampire my hole... whatever you call my front page. I will also be dropping some books, as my outlook on life in general has changed a lot.
          
          I don't like being serious or sounding human on here, because both those things are hard for me.
          
          What I will say is that, for the past ten years I have struggled a lot with some mental health issues, and grieved a lot too. Much of this has warped my sense of reality, and sense of self but I'm slowly getting better and hope to better these stories I've heard you guys enjoy, for some reason or another.
          
          Before you say it: yes, that was a run-on statement. And yes,
          
          I. DO NOT. CARE.
          
          Anygays, as for my stories with underage characters x young adults. I would like to infirm you that when I started writing, I was the same age as the former and had the hots for the latter. So, as the younger characters, those were self-inserts.
          
          Meaning: I had hoped to insert myself into some milfs at the time
          
          As I got older I convinced myself that "hey, it's Wattpad. I don't need to change anything and Cyberpunk 2077 will be great "
          
          
          NO. Cyberpunk was TRASH!!
          
          Oh, and that I needed to age up my characters because looking at my stories now gives me the heebie-jeebies.
          
          Uh, I think that's everything.
          
          Oh, I also got into V-tubers recently. I recommend checking out Snuffy, she so coo
          
          Dats oll
          
          Laterz

After viewing your comments and reading your description, I think i’m in love with you.

Ever look back at 2000s cartoon characters and wonder why you missed how utterly gay they were.
          
          I'll eat up some Kim-She any day of the week. Delicious.

Hey can you please update "Hexer" I've been waiting for so long....

Hey, could someone help me out? Wattpad did that thing again, where it says it added a story to my reading list, but then I don't find it the next time I look. It's driving me gaynanas!! All I remember is that it twas a polyamorous story, about a geek, an 'it girl,' and finally either a bully, or a badgirl (can't remember which)...
          
          Anyone who does me this solid gets pretend adopted as my child for 69 seconds, then disowned! Sounds promising, right?

Hey, just a heads up to anyone who still reads my books!! I know I made some promises of updating and what-not, but I'm terribly disappointed in myself for not doing so.
          
          Some drafts have been sitting out in the ether, just waiting to be finished and published!! I've been exploring through some issues and contemplating my life as a whole, as what is common...
          
          I'll still try. Try to be punctual and responsive as much as I can, but again, no promises. I write for fun!! If I'm too much of a nut about my passions, they'll just end up as a chore, or hassle. If you are one of them crazies who reads my book that are as put together as Andy Warhol (?) Paintings, please be patient... I'm too tired for that "responsibility," business. I'm a millennial - apparently - after all!! Thank you.
          
          Also, if anyone has suggestions about my books, feel free to comment. I love criticism, it means I am doing something right: openly learning to not do something "wrong."