Sluggy

https://discord.gg/z8Qxn9T Join this discord server or i will threaten you.

read the message below i forgot to press announce 
          

im back lol
          I finally stopped cosplaying as Patrick and now I’m back.
          But I’m most surprised I got #1 in “dieinahole”
          I would like to thank everyone who got me this far to get #1 on this tag.
          Thank all of you.

Bookworm Adventures is the best game, and Lex is the sexiest video game character.

I Tell You a story about man
          There’s no-one else quite like him across the land
          This man has lots of presents in his hands
          Taking them from your house was his plan
          
          [Cause you’ve been ROBBED!]
          Someone stop this criminal!
          [Yes you’ve been ROBBED!]
          This is not forgivable
          [Your door was locked]
          That evil individual
          [Yes you’ve been ROBBED!]
          This is just unthinkable
          
          How could this happened so close to {Christmas Day!}
          He just took all of the presents and
          {Ran Away!}
          What do the police have to say?
          Please remain calm, we’re on our way!
          
          
          
          [!]
          Oh, oh yes. Oh yes let’s go!
          
          Someone stop this criminal!
          [Yes you’ve been ROBBED!]
          This is not forgivable
          [Your door was locked]
          That evil individual
          [Yes you’ve been ROBBED!]
          This is just unthinkable
          
          We just found all the presents
          {That he stole...}
          He’s locked himself inside a house
          {Made Of Snow!}
          Let’s get some torches and watch the
          {Fire Grow!}
          We’ll melt all of that snow and get him out,
          {LET’S GO!}
          
          We’ve just stopped this criminal!
          [Yes you’ve been ROBBED!]
          He is not forgivable!
          [Your door was locked]
          That evil individual
          [Yes you’ve been ROBBED!]
          This is just unthinkable!
          [Keep the door shut!]
          We should punish him tonight!
          [The Pit of Death!]
          Freeze him inside Carbonite!
          [Fine! I Confess!]
          Everyone he just confessed
          [The Pit of Death!]
          Send him to the Pit of Death!
          [THE PIT OF DEATH!]

ever get that feeling where you want to apologize to someone/some people and you’ll give them anything  but you are 101% sure they wont forgive you ever

 Libery Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists. 
          Voice module online. Audio functionality
          test initialized. Designation: Liberty Prime. Mission: the liberation of Anchorage, Alaska. Obstruction detected, composition: titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probablity of mission hindrance: zero percent! 
          Chairman Cheng will fail: China will fail!
          Revised strategem: initiate photonic resonance overcharge.
          Communisim is the very definition of failure!Communist engaged!
          Communisim is the temporary setback on the road to freedom!
          Communism is a lie!
          Communist target acquired.
          Communists detected on American soil. Lethal force engaged! 
          Democracy is non-negotiable.
          Freedom is the sovereign right of every American.
          Embrace democracy, or you will be eradicated.
          

TIFFANY_MAYUMIA

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Don’t u get the sack
          I don’t be at a zoo
          I ain’t a boo
          So get the too
          I won’t loo
          
          Wanna fight
          Let’s get it tonight
          In teh flight
          Scared of the light
          Make it bright
          
          Oh I must be smart
          Like u be fart]
          I ain’t get a boy
          I ain’t get a teen
          I ain’t get u
          I ain’t let u
          So get it to fix u
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          scp ugly tato