Inga, you're polluting the air, please stop.

Sorry, that probably lost you. I'm Yuuki Shinjuuro, "The Last Great Detective."

I suppose to start us off further, i shall start with do not touch me, for the love of god i am not your cell phone. Inga likes to believe my butt belongs to... "Them", but allow me to clarify; *It doesn't*.

Furthermore; I'd appreciate no pet names, Shinjuuro works, thanks.

Call me sour, Inga claims to be "sweet".

I suppose i never mentioned; Inga is my partner... My assistant. Helps me investigate... What were you thinking?

What's sad is the amount of times I've had to mention Inga... I am feeling dizzy. (Hi, call me stupid but to clarify, i believe i was mentioned five times. Will be more, i guarantee. Pssst- he is secretly hypnotized by my boobs- ~@-Inga- )  

Signing off,
~The Last Great Detective.