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HELP MAYBE ITs JUST ME BUT
          
          
          SANTA FROM THE DTI QUEST… is lowkey Fine

Guys I’m so bored idk what I’m doing so here’s a question for all my sigma followers
          
          What’s ur MBTI/Temperament/Enneagram?
          
           pls tell me I just wanna know 

IM SOBBING HELP ME I READ GAMES UNTOLD and pls tell me it wasn’t just me with the dirty mind
          
          
          “They’re  calling you saint Avery, care to guess what they’re calling Jameson?” - Alisa
          
          “Guess, what they’re  calling him” -Alisa
          
          “Are they calling him ‘Don’t Stop’? Sorry. I forgot, that’s what I call him” -Avery 
          
          WDYM YOU CALL HIM DONT STOP  IS MY MIND IN THE GUTTER OR IS THIS…: 
          

Hi luv! How r u??? I miss u, ur humor, and ur books! Please come back soon!

GUYS HELP ME GUYSSSS
          
          
          (Cringy experiences irl coming up. I swear this isn’t just a cringy fanfic and it actually happened)
          
          So maybe 1 or 2 years back I went to this camp and met a guy  and like, he was cute and I kinda liked him- and he liked me back pretty clearly, and his friends used to joke about us getting together- and we never did  and then after that I never saw him again (I’m borderline aromantic so I don’t usually crush on people, this guy was like the last guy I’ve had a crush on since like idk- awhile)
          
          Then-
          
          THIS WEEK I WENT TO A CAMP 
          AND HE WAS FREAKING THERE
          
          AND HE HAD A GLOW UP 
          AND I WANT HIM SO BAD
          BUT HE PROBABLY FIRST OF ALL DOESNT REMEMBER ME
          SECOND OF ALL IF HE DOES HE MOST LIKELY DOESNT LIKE ME ANYMORE
          
          And he’s not like the hottest guy ever but something I find so unbearably attractive is the fact that he’s good at like every sport he does 
          
          He does soccer, basketball, hockey-
          
          LIKE PLS  IM TRYNA CONTROL MYSELF GURL
          SAVE ME

HELP 
          
          So I was sitting on a chair in the living room while on my phone
          
          And my sister (16) was on the couch reading a book and she was kinda just zoned out
          
          And her boyfriend said deadass to her 
          
          “I know something I have that your book men don’t”
          
          And my sister was like “what?” 
          
          And her boyfriend said  
          
          “Both loving parents”  
          
          I literally choked on air when he said that 
          
          

Omigosh who just got their friend into The Cruel Prince series!!!
          
          I DID!
          And now I’m rethinking my life choices bc they… 
          
          Yk they ask the usual questions for a person who got introduced to a book by their friend to find out there’s some “making out” in it
          
          Now maybe… just maybe..? They are questioning my mental state 
          It’s fine
          
          But im def not showing them my other bookies 
          
          

Hello fellows I finished book 2 of TCP, The Wicked King… ok lol  ✨ d e p r e s s i o n ✨ 
          
          Like actually help me like I genuinely laughed really loud in front of my mom and she was like “what happened?” And I was like “ha ha I may be laughing but I’m actually coping with immense pain” … AND I CANT GET ANOTHER BOOK TILL THURSDAY- which doesn’t seem like a long time but STILLL help ME right now guys I’m dying internally, like, Holly Black woke up and chose violence
          
          
          
          But other then that how are you guys??

Hello Fellows
          
          I have started Shatter me  only on the first book
          And I also started The Cruel Prince!!!!
          
          No spoilers tho I’m on the 1st of both books-
          And I’m also reading The Naturals
          
          3 series at a time 

HELLO- I’m bored  so here’s a life update-!!!
          
          Finished the Six Of Crows Duology-
          (Spoiler)-
          
          
          I did totally cry myself to sleep when Matthias died 
          
          And me- being a lucky ducky, got A Good Girls Guide To Murder  I’m slowly but surely eating away at my TBR 
          
          And nicknames—— nicknames are magically delicious (lucky charms theme song)
           I just want a man to call me a cute nickname/my last name when he talks to me  but I also want him literally ink on paper so here we are