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1. *wakes up* Sorry About That, I Was Sleeping. Ahem *fixes papers* Where Did I Get Thes- Oh Shit *looks at the camera*
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2. Welcome Back, Oh Wait, You Never Left, I Think. Anygays, Here’s Your Weather For The Week.
On Monday, There Is Sparkly Gay Sunshine.
Tuesday, A 70% Of Bisexual Storms.
Wednesday, Another Storm.
Thursday, *sighs* There’s Gonna Be Another Storm, Or Maybe It’s The Same Storm Spread Out Over Days, Or, Maybe The Cloud Symbol With A Lightning Bolt Is Something Else, Well, Doesn’t Matter.
As I Was Saying, Friday There’s Going To Be Lesbian Rain.
Same Weather As Friday On Saturday.
And Sunday, You’re Going To Get Some More Sunshine, But It’s Cloudy, So Cloudy Gay Sunshine.
Anygays, That’s The Weather
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3. In Other News, *eats sparkles* Nom Nom, Sparkly Support Is Back! It Was Gone For A Week, Don’t Ask Why, But It’s Back Now, So Expect Sparkles And Signs To Be Back, Oh Yeah, Lesbian Support Rouge Ends On Tuesday, Sorry @kawaholic QwQ *sits down* And I Stole Myself A Chair *stands on the chair* Yay ^^
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That’s The Sparkles Gay News Of The Week. *fixes tie* Where Do I Keep Getting This Shit? The Papers, The Suit And So On. Anygays, This Is Me, Zero, Signing Off *falls off of chair* Oh Shi- *camera cuts* ✨⚦⚧⚨⚩ ✨⚦⚧⚨⚩ ✨⚦⚧⚨⚩ ✨⚦⚧⚨⚩
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