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I'M LIQUID SMOOTHHHHHH COME TOUCH ME TOOO AND FEEELLLL MY SKIN IS PLUMP AND FULL OF LIFE I'M IN MY PRIIMEEEEEE
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Sans! Sans! Wake up!
(What is it, dude?)
A human has fallen from the surface world
(Really? And you got a bone to pick with him?)
Ugh! No time for puns
(Ah, c'mon, that was a real rib-tickler, ay!)
Ugh! Enough!
(Alright, here we go again)
Welcome to the underground
How was the fall?
If you wanna look around
Give us a call
We don't see humans often
We're happy you just dropped in
I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in
Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners
Can it, Sans, no time for banter
Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
You're just lazy and apathetic!
Call me what you want, I got thick skin
Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!
We are monsters, the awfullest kind
To mess with us takes a lot of spine
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
One day we'll make our way back to the surface
Through all your travels, your sins will follow
Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
Who's the real monster, now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
Really, Sans?
What?
The last line of the chorus is a pun?
Yup
You imbecile! That was very... clever
Heh. Thanks, buddy
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Fuck I love undertale fucking hell it was NAM-GYU oclock now its min-Su oclock lmao
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You're stuck in the underground
Thanks to the fall
Good luck ever getting out
Prepare to brawl
You could show mercy to us
Or turn all of us to dust
Is your heart full of evil
Or full of love?
I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us
Test the human with one of your puzzles
Brilliant, Sans, that will leave him befuddled!
I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti
Smells like the Creepypasta's ready
Stop it, Sans! I'm done with the jokin'!
Sounds like someone's funny bone's broken (ha-ha-ha!)
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
You're only still alive because I made a promise
You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers
Who's the real monster, now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
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ENVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
tyrone tho crater
AtsuSakusa7
Thank you for the follow :)))♡♡
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Np homie lemme just
My God, I'm so lonely, so I open the window
To hear sounds of people
To hear sounds of people
Venus, planet of love, was destroyed by global warming
Did its people want too much, too?
Did its people want too much?
And I don't want your pity, I just want somebody near me
Guess I'm a coward, I just want to feel alright
And I know no one will save me, I just need someone to kiss
Give me one good honest kiss and I'll be alright
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
Ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody
I've been big and small and big and small and big and small again
And still nobody wants me
Still, nobody wants me
And I know no one will save me, I'm just asking for a kiss
Give me one good movie kiss and I'll be alright
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
Ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, no-
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28arai
HELPP YOUR NAME
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@paperella-gay oh thank you paperella-gay My God, I'm so lonely, so I open the window To hear sounds of people To hear sounds of people Venus, planet of love, was destroyed by global warming Did its people want too much, too? Did its people want too much? And I don't want your pity, I just want somebody near me Guess I'm a coward, I just want to feel alright And I know no one will save me, I just need someone to kiss Give me one good honest kiss and I'll be alright Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody Ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody I've been big and small and big and small and big and small again And still nobody wants me Still, nobody wants me And I know no one will save me, I'm just asking for a kiss Give me one good movie kiss and I'll be alright Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody Ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody, nobody Nobody, no-
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YAAA SRRY IM TAKING SO LONG LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
28arai
I’m going to lick you
Z0MB13Z_
My God, I'm so lonely, so I open the window
To hear sounds of people
To hear sounds of people
Venus, planet of love, was destroyed by global warming
Did its people want too much, too?
Did its people want too much?
And I don't want your pity, I just want somebody near me
Guess I'm a coward, I just want to feel alright
And I know no one will save me, I just need someone to kiss
Give me one good honest kiss and I'll be alright
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
Ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody
I've been big and small and big and small and big and small again
And still nobody wants me
Still, nobody wants me
And I know no one will save me, I'm just asking for a kiss
Give me one good movie kiss and I'll be alright
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
Ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, no-
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