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I'M LIQUID SMOOTHHHHHH COME TOUCH ME TOOO AND FEEELLLL MY SKIN IS PLUMP AND FULL OF LIFE I'M IN MY PRIIMEEEEEE

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          Sans! Sans! Wake up!
          (What is it, dude?)
          A human has fallen from the surface world
          (Really? And you got a bone to pick with him?)
          Ugh! No time for puns
          (Ah, c'mon, that was a real rib-tickler, ay!)
          Ugh! Enough!
          (Alright, here we go again)
          
          Welcome to the underground
          How was the fall?
          If you wanna look around
          Give us a call
          We don't see humans often
          We're happy you just dropped in
          I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in
          
          Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners
          Can it, Sans, no time for banter
          Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
          You're just lazy and apathetic!
          Call me what you want, I got thick skin
          Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!
          We are monsters, the awfullest kind
          To mess with us takes a lot of spine
          
          
          We can relate to your determination
          Because we monsters have our motivations
          Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
          One day we'll make our way back to the surface
          Through all your travels, your sins will follow
          Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
          Who's the real monster, now you should know
          You've cut this story down to the bone
          
          
          Really, Sans?
          What?
          The last line of the chorus is a pun?
          Yup
          You imbecile! That was very... clever
          Heh. Thanks, buddy

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Fuck I love undertale fucking hell it was NAM-GYU oclock now its min-Su oclock lmao
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Z0MB13Z_

You're stuck in the underground
            Thanks to the fall
            Good luck ever getting out
            Prepare to brawl
            You could show mercy to us
            Or turn all of us to dust
            Is your heart full of evil
            Or full of love?
            
            
            I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us
            Test the human with one of your puzzles
            Brilliant, Sans, that will leave him befuddled!
            I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti
            Smells like the Creepypasta's ready
            Stop it, Sans! I'm done with the jokin'!
            Sounds like someone's funny bone's broken (ha-ha-ha!)
            
            We can relate to your determination
            Because we monsters have our motivations
            I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
            You're only still alive because I made a promise
            You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
            You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers
            Who's the real monster, now you should know
            You've cut this story down to the bone
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AtsuSakusa7

Thank you for the follow  :)))♡♡

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Np homie lemme just 
            
            My God, I'm so lonely, so I open the window
            To hear sounds of people
            To hear sounds of people
            Venus, planet of love, was destroyed by global warming
            Did its people want too much, too?
            Did its people want too much?
            And I don't want your pity, I just want somebody near me
            Guess I'm a coward, I just want to feel alright
            And I know no one will save me, I just need someone to kiss
            Give me one good honest kiss and I'll be alright
            Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
            Ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody
            I've been big and small and big and small and big and small again
            And still nobody wants me
            Still, nobody wants me
            And I know no one will save me, I'm just asking for a kiss
            Give me one good movie kiss and I'll be alright
            Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
            Ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
            Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
            Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
            Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
            Nobody, nobody, nobody
            Nobody, no-
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28arai

HELPP YOUR NAME

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@paperella-gay oh thank you paperella-gay  
            
            My God, I'm so lonely, so I open the window
            To hear sounds of people
            To hear sounds of people
            Venus, planet of love, was destroyed by global warming
            Did its people want too much, too?
            Did its people want too much?
            And I don't want your pity, I just want somebody near me
            Guess I'm a coward, I just want to feel alright
            And I know no one will save me, I just need someone to kiss
            Give me one good honest kiss and I'll be alright
            Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
            Ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody
            I've been big and small and big and small and big and small again
            And still nobody wants me
            Still, nobody wants me
            And I know no one will save me, I'm just asking for a kiss
            Give me one good movie kiss and I'll be alright
            Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
            Ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
            Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
            Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
            Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
            Nobody, nobody, nobody
            Nobody, no-
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paperella-gay

@ 28arai  that's the reason why I followed... it
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28arai

I’m going to lick you

Z0MB13Z_

My God, I'm so lonely, so I open the window
            To hear sounds of people
            To hear sounds of people
            Venus, planet of love, was destroyed by global warming
            Did its people want too much, too?
            Did its people want too much?
            And I don't want your pity, I just want somebody near me
            Guess I'm a coward, I just want to feel alright
            And I know no one will save me, I just need someone to kiss
            Give me one good honest kiss and I'll be alright
            Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
            Ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody
            I've been big and small and big and small and big and small again
            And still nobody wants me
            Still, nobody wants me
            And I know no one will save me, I'm just asking for a kiss
            Give me one good movie kiss and I'll be alright
            Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
            Ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
            Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
            Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
            Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
            Nobody, nobody, nobody
            Nobody, no-
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Z0MB13Z_

Actually please do
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