Okay, funny band story that happened today. We were playing an arrangement of the music from Rogue One, and we got to a certain part of the Imperial Suite where one of the trombones (Trent) started splatting this one note. Our band director called him Captain Splat and said that would be his name until he fixed the splatting. (FYI, there are five horns, all girls. Two in the third row, three in the fourth. I'm on the fourth on the inside, Alex is in the middle, and Taylor is on the end). After the director called him that, I turned to Taylor and said, "Congratulations, Taylor! You're dating Captain Splat!" This caused all three of us to crack up. Mr Loyd looked at us strangely and commented that someone really like Trent's new name. The other two horns were like, "What's going on?" It was hilarious