Eyyyyy!!! I am [Insert Egg Pun Here], but since that name is waayyy too long, you can call me Eggy or whatever. Beware, I have my own Mary Poppins style magical bag filled with weird humor, sarcasm, and lots of other weird things. So if you want have a serious chat with someone, I am definitely not the right person! Well, welcome to the world of Wattpad, explore and enjoy these stories before you get consumed and yelled at by your parents to get up and do something with your life (sorry not sorry Mom)