I'm a walking failure that can't function well without coffee. I have hobbies that will surely dissapoint my parents if they find out. I'm currently living in an elegant and comfy trash bin. 80% percent of my brain is made up of fantasies and the last 20% committed suicide.

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Name: Coffee

Interesting (?) Facts:

> I'm a minor and I've accidentally gotten drunk twice 'cos I couldn't find the difference between beer and Mountain Dew.

> An amateur writer who's too much of a coward to post anything.

> I obviously like reading.


Concerns:

> How to fix my bio-clock.

> Poor health.

> Poor social skills.