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SO DUDES! I'M LOCKED OUT OF MY HOUSE-AGAIN - AND SAW THIS TINY YELLOWISH WHITE SPIDER! IT WAS CRAWLING AROUND MY PHONE AND I THOUGHT- HOW FUCKING CUTE AND WHEN IT TRIES TO GET OFF MY PHONE! IT CAN'T BECAUSE THE WIND IS MAKING HIM WAVEY AND SHIT THEN I TRIED TO HELP DA POOR BABY OFF THE DAMN FUCKING PHONE, IT WAS GONE!! JESUS CHRIST! WHERE IS THAT POOR BABY SPIDER!
-admin.