Straker

Just between you and me I wanna hear your guess :)

Just finished the SMC episodes. 
          
          
          I’m getting some dark ideas.

Can yall tell I got into a new character?

Sooooo uhhhh my uncle died.
          
          I have no clue why tf I’m saying it here either. (I put it in a Discord server earlier. I should probably make one ngl.) 
          
          But yeah, if I’m honest, I think updates are gonna be paused for a while. Thank you all for your support and patience, I’ll see you all later when things are over with.

AMERICANS.
          
          They only think about politics, they're spoiled!
          
          They won't support Trump, they won't deport minorities!
          
          I WON'T LET THEM!
          
          I'M BETTER!
          
          I'M MORE FRIENDLY!
          
          I'M THE SUPERIOR WESTERN CITIZEN!
          
          I!
          
          AM!
          
          CANADIAN!!!

I’m not happy right now.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Cookie run kingdom has a fatal flaw and I’m so fucking tired of it.
          
          
          
          It’s the shitshow of ‘optimization’, or lack thereof, inside the game, and I’m tired of it. I’m so tired of it.
          
          
          
          For context, I’ve been playing the game for the last few days, getting the stuff over with and whatnot. And it has been a terrible drag. Crash after crash, and not even 5 minutes of playtime sometimes. Mind you, I haven’t even played the story, just Raids. I’ve just been going menu to menu, barely getting stuff done because of the crashing. 
          
          
          
          The final straw just happened, and I got Dark Enchantress Cookie.
          
          
          
          And while the cutscene played, the game crashed.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I’m so. Fucking. Done.
          
          
          
          I hate the game’s terrible optimization and it’s staining my general mood and outlook on the game.
          
          I love you all, I love writing the stories, I really do.
          
          
          But CRK is just so. Damn. Terrible.
          
          
          The new update didn’t even help, and in my opinion, I don’t have any hope that things will get better soon.
          
          
          
          I’m sorry. 
          
          
          Btw, this doesn’t affect story updates, but fuck man, it makes me feel hatred towards the game itself.

Should I make Beyond Expectations more sadder and dark?

Let me tell you how much I’ve come to HATE SHADOW MILK COOKIE. There are ENDLESS atoms within the ENTIRE UNIVERSE, and that doesn’t match a BILLIONTH to the HATE I FEEL FOR THAT COOKIE. HATE. 
          
          
          HATE.

Okay so purely out of curiosity what order do I read the broken beast story? Because there’s the original that was adopted by you then the continuation on your old account and then the prologue you released 

"Wow, I love Carnations domain!" I said with joys
          
          I was then punched in the face by Flowerheads 57 time