I write to make people happy and laugh till they snort out whatever they're drinking .... 

I'm a passionate jokester. I hardly take life seriously where as I know I probably should. but ey you shouldn't take life too seriously, I always say , besides you'll never get out of it alive anyway.

Always be yourself and find the light at the end of the tunnel. If there isn't any then just rub your eyeballs till you start seeing stars. Those are bright enough.

Now on to the nitty gritty: Who am I? Well...The names Oreo, GoofyOreo.
I'm female,
I'm South African. I speak Venda. Which is one of the 11 official languages we speak here. I'm a tall girl standing at 5'11 and I live to wear heels.
I'm dark skinned, and so ridiculously proud. I'm plus sized #Thickum (size 16 and very much comfortable in my own skin).
What are my interests you ask? Well let's see...

-I'm not that athletic but I enjoy watching basketbal (and it has nothing to do with the tall amazing hunks on the court #BronIsBae... its totally just about the sport. I assure you I don't drool whilst watching 'em play.) 
-I'm not that well coordinated thus am a clumsy dancer at best. Needless to say that I look bad when I'm trying to shake my tooshy. Typical scenarios where there is a hot guy at one end of the room, and I wanna lure him in with my amazing dance moves right. So I shuffle on over towards him throwing in some spicy moves in between. It always ends with him walking off. With me standing there confessed wondering what went wrong. (My friends say it had everything to do with my moves- I personally think they're just not at my level of awesomeness. Them dudes are totally missing out!) 
-I'm a Christian. It's my life !
-I believe in magic ( like magically making a burger dissapear into my mouth and having it reappear in my stomach in a different form! Tadaaaa!- mind blowing right).