rushifa

Guys ever just feel so confused about the world around you? I've always felt a little disconnected with the world and it's problems. It all just goes by like I'm riding a train that's only ever speeding up. And all these problems are happening and I just go right on past while the people who are experiencing these problems keep living threw them. It's ... troubling on my mind

You know, do you guys ever want to kill the hottest person alive. 
          To bad suicide is a crime everyone no killing the hottest person alive 
          
          You all precious beans to me.
          No dying, I own a necronomicon I swear I will make deals to get you back here gosh darn it

Fuck water, there's a reason my Astral sign is a leo, fackers throwing me into a lack god damn it 

Oi, all of you, get to bed, get some rest, AND MAKE SURE TO WAKE UP AND EAT A BALANCED BREAKFAST

Kidney: $262,000
          Liver: $157,000
          Heart: $119,000
          Plastinates: $39,217 - $66,563
          Corneas: $24,400
          Bone marrow: $23,000 per gram ( usually 2600)
          Ligaments and bones: $6,003
          Skeleton (whole): $2,534 - $4,669
          Small intestines: $2,519
          Pair of eyeballs: $1,525
          Coronary artery: $1,525
          Gallbladder: $1,219
          Skull (with teeth): $1,200
          Scalp: $607
          Spleen: $508
          Stomach: $508
          Hand and forearm: $385
          Pint of blood: $385 (4 pints average) 
          Hair: $350
          Skin: $10 per Sq. In. 
          Total: around $60,634,686 ish per human 
          
          I know most of you are rather shady, or just bored, have fun with this Lil info packet, I suggest if you need to calm down, calculate how many people are in your room and then estimate how each of them is worth. Then imagine all the stuff you could do with actual money

All right. So I woke up, got some home made breaded chicken tenders and nuked them for a minute or so. Sounds reasonable right. Well turns out I picked it up took a bite, hay it tastes a lil funky. I look down, it's still fucking pink and raw. So I spit out my peice and my stomach starts to try and throw up, and I have nothing in my body so I just start gagging and my chest starts to ache and hurt and I'm in a generally bad way. This went on for a half an hour before my stomach settles, now I just feel sick and life is not good

All right. So I woke up, got some home made breaded chicken tenders and nuked them for a minute or so. Sounds reasonable right. Well turns out I picked it up took a bite, hay it tastes a lil funky. I look down, it's still fucking pink and raw. So I spit out my peice and my stomach starts to try and throw up, and I have nothing in my body so I just start gagging and my chest starts to ache and hurt and I'm in a generally bad way. This went on for a half an hour before my stomach settles, now I just feel sick and life is not good

Ya like little nightmares? 

I want to sleep for a couple hundred years. Then get up after humanity has fallen from grace and just kind become some overlord and rule the chaotic waists

i want you all to know and understand. If robots ever rise and seek to take control of the human race, im selling you all out hardcore.